Chaos in the world brings uneasiness, but it also allows the opportunity for creativity and growth.
Have you ever taken 10 minutes and browsed through your SPAM email folder? Here's a few I've received recently....
Rob and Karen Spam sent me the following email:
We would like to show you why you may be "fat" and why you're unable to lose weight no matter how hard you try. First off, please always know that it's not your fault...
So, it's not my fault that I eat cheese puff after cheese puff at 10 o'clock at night and then go to bed resulting in instant weight gain? That's the best news I've ever gotten!! So, who's fault is it?
I also received this short and sweet email:
Forklifts at Unbeatable Prices - New and Used
I didn't even know I wanted a forklift but now I totally do.
And this email just had to be mentioned:
You're fired. Earn money without constant effort.
I got fired by Spam. I'm unclear on what emotion to feel right now.
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Yesterday I....
ran 3.12 miles in 36 minutes
went to the doctors. My blood pressure was 138/80. What an improvement from 203/117. Right?!?
bought 3 lottery tickets and won NADDA. That sucks.
signed up for a 5k next Sunday.
got the letter stating that my 4 year old son got accepted and will be attending a full day pre-k program next fall. Now we must figure out what is best for everyone as far as me working on the weekends.
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Today I....
am going for my reattempt tooth extraction. I was instructed to take my blood pressure medicine and 2 Xanax. I'm almost positive I'm gonna make a fool out of myself somehow. I took 1 Xanax yesterday and felt like a zombie.
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Ian suggested that I solicit questions about me, pertaining to me, etc. that my husband will answer from his perspective as a feature for a post during my 6 month blogging anniversary party(which is at the end of the month).
So, please could you come up with some for him? I'll be taking them from now until next Saturday the 24th.
You can leave them in a comment here or email them to me at klynnski8 at gmail dot com. If you prefer you can comment anonymously so I won't know who asked what. It's up to you!
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Yesterday I attempted a "funny" post. Quite a few readers told me they were rolling on the floor while reading it. I always have a hard time with being funny...I've found that not a whole bunch of people "get my sense of humor"....so if you didn't have a chance to check it out yesterday I'd love it if you'd check it out and let me know what you think. Be warned though, it's about sex toys and is titled "A Girl And Her Toys"
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Thanks for stopping by to check out
Kerris Klutter
I'm on a journey of sorts
learning how to write
honestly about EVERYTHING.
I've been blogging for just about 6 months
and I *think*
I'm getting a hang of it.
Mother of 2 small boys
work part time on the weekends
Look around to find out more
and please
enjoy the Klutter.
