I did not take a really long time in the bathroom the other night. I did not finish my business and then just sit in the bathroom taking a moment to myself to get away from the whining of some of the children that live here with me. I did not get asked by my oldest son "Mommy, what took you so long?, what WERE you doing in there?" upon exiting the bathroom.
I did not exhibit poor restraint when it came to a gift for one of my nieces. I did not tell the clerk to remove the item from my order, then tell her to put it back on....and when she asked "are you sure?", I did not say "no but I guess so." (what does that even mean?)
I did not possibly flash my elderly neighbor last night. By flash I do not mean that I pulled my pants down and mooned Darren while I was bending to turn a dimmer switch on. I did not moon Darren while the curtains were open and giving my elderly neighbor quite a site. I did not duck to the floor once I turned and saw the neighbor creepily staring over in our general direction. I did not say "So what! If he wants to see my butt then I'll show him my butt!"
Laying in bed last I most certainly did not devise a plan for NEXT Christmas. I did not vow to start shopping earlier, buy less, and revamp hosting Christmas so that the kids get the gifts and the adults don't exchange a thing. I did not fall asleep thinking to myself, "yeah, right"
I did not totally get 15 well deserved dollars off a gift for Darren by
I did not
I am not thinking to myself right now "I bet there is something I forgot." Dang it all!!!!
Oh, I could go on and on and on. I haven't done a lot this week. Nope. Not. Me.